Yace You just stepped foot into the wrong side of the island Oh boo hoo, is ya cryin'? Better buck up 'cause if ya fucks up then you is dyin' No I isn't lyin' when I says that I is through tryin' To be cool when you'se is all fools I'd rather get wasted here with Ian Poole Or Ian White And ya knows that all night All together we is all fuckin' Derek Blackwood's wife 'Cause that's how it is when yer out around the bay Friggin' morons around always got somethin' stupid to say All the time and every day But I'll keep gettin' wasted anyways It's the only way to deal wit the stress that life causes Puttin' pains in me chest and skeletons in me closet Yace where's the remote 'cause I wants to pause it The way that G-Town has gone has got me friggin' rotted Youngsters don't even go up to have Grad Tear anymore And the Old Mill's gettin' pretty lonely down South Shore Pissed to me core about the ways of yore Bein' lost to me and the b'ys as deep lore But fuck that, ya knows we needs to keep the traditions alive Like gettin' stoned as fuck while we drinks and drives Ya can't even keep count of how many jumps I flies But I can show ya the way to bein' Boonsified Ya ever have a skeety feelin' deep down inside? Well then buddy, I says that in me ya can confide Get on the back of me quad and we'll go fer a ride And I can show you the way to bein' Boonsified (Boonsified) Ya ever have a skeety feelin' deep down inside? Well then buddy, I says that in me ya can confide Get on the back of me quad and we'll go fer a ride And I can show you the way to bein' Boonsified (Boonsified) The only thing worth livin' fer is beers And smokes, dope, boats, hoes On the go wit nothing to fear Runnin' from the cops on the back of me quad 'til I'm in the clear Then heads down to Saunder's Cove and pounds a missus in the rear Then we heads up to Irving to meet the b'ys Passes around a draw to get high wit Red Eyes And I got this feelin' deep down inside That I'll be livin' here forever under these grey skies But yace, I'm okay with that Never ever had a taste for the ways of a city rat I'd rather be here or up at the Track Reppin' East Coast Lifestyle along wit a Fox hat Razzin' around up the Steady or down Traytown Breaks into the school and steals from the Lost and Found Gets into a fight and tosses fellers to the ground But I'm used to it, 'cause that's life in Glovertown, yace! Ya ever have a skeety feelin' deep down inside? Well then buddy, I says that in me ya can confide Get on the back of me quad and we'll go fer a ride And I can show you the way to bein' Boonsified (Boonsified) Ya ever have a skeety feelin' deep down inside? Well then buddy, I says that in me ya can confide Get on the back of me quad and we'll go fer a ride And I can show you the way to bein' Boonsified (Boonsified)

There's a place that I always likes to go Where you find a quad, a ski-doo or a boat Or a nice coat or a long length of rope To moor off the boat or end it all if ya can't cope You can even find yourself a nice bag of dope If ya knows who to talk to upon the cathode ray It's where I visits day by day And where I'm gonna stay To spend me money once I gets paid Ski-Doo Citation 1989 You won't regret this purchase, b'y Contact Paul out in the town of Dildo Very good condition, guaranteed to start at first pull Xbox 360 games, specifically, Fable III Sonic: Generations and Batman: Arkham City Contact Dale out in the town of Paradise But will they be in good condition? That's a roll of the dice These are just some examples of what you can buy Up on me favorite website, NL Classifieds I'm always lookin' to kill it on the deals I scores what I wants and it's always a steal These are just some examples of what you can buy Up on me favorite website, NL Classifieds I'm always lookin' to kill it on the deals I scores what I wants and it's always a steal Two little rabbits lookin' fer a new home If interested call Teri-Marie on the telephone Thirty bucks each, come and check 'em out in Holyrood The boy is named Jack and the girl is named Moo Moo Hohner-Corso two button accordion As an MF Doom fan and a Newfoundland historian I'd be interested in buyin' that fer forty and Voluntarily killin' it just like Jack Kevorkian Adult XXX movies, goin' fer two bucks A large selection wit big boobs and big butts Contact Brian out in Bishop's Falls To get yerself some help in relievin' yer blue balls Sofa and loveseat, need gone ASAP Pet free, smoke free, cleaned and vacc'ed regularly Open to offers, pick-up only Little Burnt Bay, contact Melanie Hurley These are just some examples of what you can buy Up on me favorite website, NL Classifieds I'm always lookin' to kill it on the deals I scores what I wants and it's always a steal These are just some examples of what you can buy Up on me favorite website, NL Classifieds I'm always lookin' to kill it on the deals I scores what I wants and it's always a steal Mustang floater suit only worn a couple of times Small amount of mildew on the outside Five hundred bucks this would cost in retail But from me it's two hundred, now buddy, that's a sale V for Vendetta mask new in the box So you can dress up and pretend to be Guy Fawkes Dress up on Bonfire Night, now that's a look Please note, this does not include the book Bell satellite dish Used one weekend, that's a bitch Gone out the bay catchin' fish But didn't like it so it's ditched Posted on April 6th Hopin' to make it rich For twenty bucks it's somethin' that I'm willin' to pitch Three Christmas wreaths for five bucks each All you need to do is fluff the branches Like you would on a Christmas tree On Christmas Eve Posted on March 21st at 1:43 These are just some examples of what you can buy Up on me favorite website, NL Classifieds I'm always lookin' to kill it on the deals I scores what I wants and it's always a steal These are just some examples of what you can buy Up on me favorite website, NL Classifieds I'm always lookin' to kill it on the deals I scores what I wants and it's always a steal

Ever since I was a kid I've been gettin' blazed Been gettin' fucked up and smokin' crack rocks fer days Had me first draw at the tender age of eight And I got baked and ended up in quite a state And now it's too late fer me to try and escape This life that I've been tryin' to make Make a name fer meself in the illegal trade Of exotic narcotics, I'm sick of this charade Up at the school, Glovertown Academy You can't escape the drug deals that's goin' on in back of me In the parkin' lot, sellin' pot, what'cha got? Lots of rocks, lots of shots of heroin from Bangkok See, I grew up learnin' from the best Plyin' me trade and evadin' arrest Livin' it up wit Pablo, watchin' me cash grow He taught me everything that I ever knows It's a dangerous game if ya don't know how to play it But if you do then you'll be sure to slay it But there's no more room in this town in lieu of us Glovertown ain't big enough for the two of us So even though Pablo taught me how to grow weed That'll get'cha more stoned than you could ever hope I'm sad to say that I had to expand me show And so Pablo had to go But he was me closest friend When it came to me illicit profession Our professional relationship had to end So I devised a plan I know where to send him Unfriend him on Facebook And set him up wit a raw deal wit paid crooks Then he'd get shot, BLAOW BLAOW And get left at the scene wit the drugs fer the police now He's somewhere in a jail cell In St. John's where he can't pay bail, well Tough shit You got stabbed in the back by yer apprentice Like Anakin to Obi-Wan I'm no longer a padawan I'm the master of the Glovertown drug trade On the scales me hash bricks gets weighed Down at the Shipyard I imports kratom from Grenada And peyote from Jamaica And gas from Saudi Arabia Yace, I got deals across the pond So far away that even Ian Poole couldn't skip water on His Bravo, and I got a stash, yo Of drugs that leads me to an infinite cash flow And all of this is thanks to Pablo Who thought that he was the G-Town Escobar But now he's behind bars And now I'm the Czar Killin' it on the rhythm just like Lars... ... Ulrich But ya knows that I thinks it's all bullshit Watchin' me back fer when fake b'ys tries to pull shit And when they tells me to chill I says they're full of it Fuck you, do ya's really think that I'm that foolish That's the life of a crime lord, a kingpin Can't trust no one, so me claws, b'y, I digs in I owns this town from the cove up to the rink and The cops is in me pocket like a small town pig pen I'm armed wit the Sword of Damocles I got me guns loaded, can ya pass me more ammo please? Heavy weighs the crown of the King of this Town Wit more and more b'ys lustin' to steal me sound You're out of bounds, out of bullets, out of time Step up to me and you is sure to die Because I'd rather be dead than surrender me livelihood And I promise you'se that if you wants to keep yer lives you should Fuck off! And leave me to be Leave me alone and leave me wit me money 'Cause all I really got at the end of the day Is the illegal methods through which I gets paid I wish that I could go way back To the days before I started sellin' dope and sellin' crack When I was just gettin' high wit the b'ys Not worryin' about the day when I'm gonna die

Dassit b'y, that's life in Newfoundland And if you don't like it then talk to me hand Kiss me ass and leave this place Or I'll friggin deck ya right in the face Dassit b'y, that's life in Newfoundland And if you don't like it then talk to me hand Kiss me ass and leave this place Or I'll friggin deck ya right in the face, yace Let me tell ya a bit about Glovertown Life's hard and it can get ya down If ya don't watch yer back the next thing you'll have found Is 25 daggers in it when ya turns around Cause it's a hard knock life around here When ya can't trust the lies that people spits in yer ear It'll fill ya wit the paranoia and the fear That'll cause yer downfall just like King Lear But no I don't read Shakespeare Who do ya think that I is? Some kinda artsy-fartsy queer Listen here me dear, all I cares about is beers And I owns more arms than Albert Speer By arms I means things that causes harm Like bombs, swords, knives and automatic firearms And I rules from Terra Nova down to Northwest Arm And when it comes to hoes I got the endless charm Dassit b'y, that's life in Newfoundland And if you don't like it then talk to me hand Kiss me ass and leave this place Or I'll friggin deck ya right in the face Dassit b'y, that's life in Newfoundland And if you don't like it then talk to me hand Kiss me ass and leave this place Or I'll friggin deck ya right in the face, yace Me missus left me there the other day Now I'm left loveless and alone to find me own way And on top of that I got fired from me job Because me boss found out that I still robs places Looks like me life is in stasis And now it looks like I've got to deal wit racists Who comes from Alberta to Newfoundland on vacation And spits on us fer our unique communication Next thing ya knows half the b'ys is gone Moved away to Fort Mac or in jail in St. John's And some of 'em is dead so I gotta go to a funeral Good God, something had better change soon or I'll Start cappin' mudderfuckers and watch the death toll rise As the bodies are piled high up to me eyes But I can't escape from the long arm of the law And the next thing ya knows the pigs whacks me in the jaw Dassit b'y, that's life in Newfoundland And if you don't like it then talk to me hand Kiss me ass and leave this place Or I'll friggin deck ya right in the face Dassit b'y, that's life in Newfoundland And if you don't like it then talk to me hand Kiss me ass and leave this place Or I'll friggin deck ya right in the face, yace Now I'm in jail and things can't get much worse Until I looks out me window and lays eyes on a hearse Buddy comes in from the RNC to talk to me Says that they're goin' to give me the death penalty But I got a few more days left to live But I ain't gonna sit here and pray for forgiveness Because as long as I got the slickness wit the raps Then I'll just kick 'er back and say "Dassit b'y" B'ys ya knows that I ain't gonna cry 'Cause I knew that one day the G-Man was gonna die See I understands the futility of it all But that don't mean I'm gonna sit around and play wit me balls Just because we're doomed to the grave Don't mean that like some emo kid I'm gonna behave 'Cause after me death the chronicle of me life will be classic, b'y Livin' life to the fullest, that's the meaning of "Dassit b'y"

Feelin' friggin' famished Me fridge is friggin' vanished Of any kinda food and me gut is bein' ravished So what am I to do? I needs some friggin' food Got some money so I revs up me ski-doo And I heads down to Saunders Cove Where I over yonder drove Lookin' fer a meal-based treasure trove First place I goes is called Whimsicals They'd better feed me 'cause me hunger is biblical So they feeds me some codfish and it's traditional But it don't do the job 'cause me gut is quizzical So now I'm off to Steve's Pizza They gives me a meatza, nice to meet'cha But ya don't satisfy me when I eats ya My next attempt is Collie's chip wagon We calls it the Dirty Burger And I'm an early birder 'Cause as soon as it opens I'm there to place an order I swear that I haven't got an eating disorder But Dickiebird comes and steals it away When I ain't lookin' Fuck sakes I needs to get me some kinda cookin' What about up on the highway? Mary Browns? It's the only fast food place here in Glovertown So up on the TCH blazed on THC Orderin' a Big Mary 'cause it's fuckin' tasty And can I get taters please? Add some bacon and cheese It's the bees knees And ya knows I loves food wit excess grease But I'm still feelin' hungry And now I'm gettin' hangry I'm angry 'cause there also ain't no food in me fuckin' pantry I'm rotted, can't even go to Rosie's 'cause they burned it down For the insurance money so they could move to a bigger town Wow Where else can I friggin' go? Spose I gotta try out Vonnie Lee's out in Gambo Poutine and ice cream, the melted cheese steams And in the sunlight the greasy box gleams I think that I've finally put me hunger down But when I looks down Oh shit, I'm 300 pounds Fuck