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Doctor's been telling me lately
I'm starting'to look like John Wayne Gacy
I mean fat as fuck, not like a clown
This diagnosis is making me feel down
Fuck 'em, I'll still eat all the chicken 'n taters I want
Got a big ass gut I'm gonna flaunt
Around the restaurant
No, you got 30,000 victims
No, I'm not talking humans, I'm talking fucking chickens
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning
Besides going into my history and deleting all the porn
Is call up Mary and say
"Bitch, turn on the fryer, I need some chicken poppins"
It's getting fucking dire
The bitch says to me
"Billy is that you? It's still in the AM, it's quarter after 2"
I know what she meant with this little exchange
She meant, Billy
"Come to the store and get a large chicken poppins, large taters, large Pepsi on the side and a nice coleslaw"
So that's what I did
I started walking
And as I was walking I was talking
About the delicious sauces with my chicken poppins
I arrived at the location at quarter after 3
The voices in my head all laughing at me
I walked up to the door and discovered it was locked
It became certain to me the bitch wasn't doing her job
Luckily I knew on which street she dwelled
And if I couldn't get my chicken I'd take her to Hell
With me in a handbasket
Watch now, how I rap it
I broke into her second story window
Brandishing a hatchet and, oh, you know
Seven or eight knives, I was ready to go
To kill once again
To make sure I'd get that chicken
She flew from the bed screaming
"Billy, don't do this!"
I ordered a chicken poppins
Large taters and a Pepsi, damn you bitch
"Billy, I'm not at work, we don't open 'til 10"
"Surely you can wait for your chicken 'til then?"
No goddammit I'm hungry now!
I struck her with my hatchet and she hit the ground
She's dead, that bitch is dead
I killed Mary Brown, I hit her in the head
She's dead
She's dead
I killed Mary Brown, I hit her in the head
With my fucking hatchet, she's fucking dead
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Caged Animal
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My Pal Donald
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Hard Boiled Eggs
03:19
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Taxi
02:59
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My Little Adventure
04:30
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Despite the controversy, Amberian Blood is dedicated to unleashing its artist's unique music upon the world and have been hailed as the most forward thinking label of today.
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